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“March Madness” is Not an Excuse for Missing School

Posted by pwl on March 2, 2009

Slurp my Snot

“How the Test Was Won” – Simpson’s Episode.

“Take a Number 2… I’m holding a big number 2 in my hands enjoying the weight and feel of it.” – Principle Skinner.

Bart receives a perfect score on a practice test for the upcoming Vice President’s Assessment Test. This enables him to attend a special pizza party, with a helicopter as his escort. However, it turns out to be a clever plan to purge the school of all bad test takers. Bart didn’t receive a perfect score and the helicopter is a disguised school bus. He, Nelson, Ralph, Kearney, Dolph, and Jimbo are driven to Capitol City by Otto, along with Principal Skinner, who was pushed onboard the bus by Superintendent Chalmers. On the way, Ralph stops for a bathroom break, and the bus is disassembled by a vandal (while Otto is still sitting in it). The group attempts to walk the rest of the way, but they lose Ralph on a garbage barge. Skinner signals for a piano cargo ship to rescue Ralph with its crane, but Ralph is too stupid to understand. Skinner rescues Ralph himself by jumping onboard the crate hoisted by the crane and using the law of conservation of angular momentum. He lands on the barge and the kids and Otto follow him. As it turns out, the garbage barge they have all landed on is headed towards Springfield Elementary.

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