Arrrrgg! Happy Zombie Jesus Day
Posted by pwl on April 4, 2010
“Jesus Never Saved Anyone From Dying, Not Even Himself. Three Day Rotting Dead Corpses Shall Not Rise From The Dead, So Sayest Natural Biology! Sorry Zombie Fans.“
Unfortunately Zombie Jesus’s Christian Cults always devolve into mass insanity and gorging on peoples imaginary souls and your live brains since you can’t believe in Jesus without giving up your rational and critical thinking skills! Fight the evil zombie jesus cult! Give up the eating of zombie jesus’s body each week! Don’t drink his blood! Come back to humanity and reality from the evil christian cults.
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This entry was posted on April 4, 2010 at 12:00 am and is filed under Belief Stricken, Double Yikes!!, Ethics in Science, Evil Walks the Earth and Carries a Big Stick, Hard Science Required, Human|Ape, Humbled by Nature, Ick!, Ignorance to Knowledge, Intelligent Designer - Yeah Right, Invaders from Earth, Invisible Friend Crowd, It's a good thing that your god(s) die with you, Live Brains!, My Invisible Friend Needs Me For His-Her-Its Existence, Rational Thinking, Really Funny, Religion, Yikes!, Zombie Jesus, Zombies.
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smokes said
the last one was kinda disturbing =\
pwl said
Well it is a Cannibalistic Zombie Death Cult that Eats the Flesh and Drinks the Blood of their Zombie Overlord Each Week. Christianity is at it’s core a Death and Blood Cult.
It’s funny, sad and sick all at the same time.
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Bob dylan said
BAHHAHAHA cox me back to Reality!!!! What?! This Miserable Place???! I’d reacher hope for something on the other side beyond this shit hole.
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